Frequently Asked Questions:

Are these real condoms?
Yes, Bush Condoms are manufactured by one of the leading condom manufacturers in the world. They are similar in quality to many of the brands you might find in your drugstore.

Will they work?
Well, our name is Bush. So while many manufactures emphasize the 99% effectiveness of a properly used condom, we say remember that no Condom (like no war plan) is 100% successful. You might want to consider using multiple contraceptive methods at the same time and having a back-up plan ready.

Any Safety Tips?
Bush Condoms do not like exposure to excessive heat or direct sunlight. It will weaken their effectiveness and make Bush Condoms more likely to fail. Do not store them in your back pocket (too close for comfort) or a wallet (they are not fiscally conservative). Also, contrary to popular rumors, do not use Bush Condoms with oil-based lubricants. Use only water-based lubricants. Not only will oil-based lubricants actually weaken the condom, it is a horrible waste of precious (and highly valuable) oil to use it in such a frivolous pursuit.

Do I really want Bush Condoms in or on my body?
They already are—these at least make you smile.